I Haven’t Told Her, She Hasn’t Told Me by Peter Sellers

I’ve got a clock that wakes me every morning for my train
I’ve got a corn that gives me warning when it’s going to rain
I’ve had a dream that’s coming true
I’ve got a sweetie in view

I’m as happy as I could be
‘Cause I’ve fallen in love with a girl you see
I haven’t told her, she hasn’t told me
But we know it just the same

Saturday night on her settee
Oh, what a time there’s going to be
I haven’t told her, she hasn’t told me
But we know it just the same

She still calls me ‘Mister’
But she won’t, I know she won’t
After I’ve kissed her

I’ve got an idea soon there’ll be
One little, two little, possibly three
I haven’t told her, she hasn’t told me
But we know it just the same